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I had this dream that Carlton Drake is a special guest attending an event at my university, and as part of the event, some guys shoot him up with Super Soakers (filled with regular tap water, of course).

I was just going around campus doing my thing, but then the event MCs call me up and announce that I’m a special guest, too. The event coordinators had cameras recording, and this time I’m shot at not with Super Soakers but with a firehose.

Carlton was wearing his usual black-and-grey outfit, but I was wearing a white shirt, a gray blazer, and gray slacks. 

[Originally posted on Tumblr. I want to immortalize this memory of Carlton Drake hosing me]